{"product_id":"be-a-perfect-person-in-just-three-days-stephen-manes-paperback","title":"Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days! -- Stephen Manes, Paperback","description":"\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it possible? Can an ordinary human being really become a perfect person in three short days?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMilo Crinkley thought so. What gave him the idea was a book that fell on his head one day at the library--a book with the impressive title \u003cem\u003eBe a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!\u003c\/em\u003e The author, Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish, did look kind of weird, but he claimed to be the world's leading authority on perfection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMilo took the book home and followed its instructions. He liked the idea of being perfect. Perfect people never had their parents nag at them. Perfect people never had to take the blame for rotten tricks their sisters played. Perfect people never needed erasers. Perfect was obviously the perfect thing to be!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDid Milo become a perfect person in just three days? More important, can you?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo you think we're going to answer all your questions here when we want you to read this hilarious book?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA personal message from Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish, world's leading expert on perfection: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e● Maybe you think it's all a lot of baloney. Maybe you think nobody can become perfect in three short days. Well, maybe you should think again!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e● \u003cstrong\u003eHere's my no-risk guarantee: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTry this book for just three days. If you're not absolutely delighted with the results, you can go soak your head. Now, what could be fairer than that?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e● I won't be satisfied until every man, woman, and child on the face of the earth completes my \u003cstrong\u003eamazing crash course in perfection.\u003c\/strong\u003e So, remember: If you don't read this book, I'm going to tell on you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWinner of five kid-voted statewide awards!\u003c\/strong\u003e California Young Reader Medal Charlie May Simon Award (Arkansas) Georgia Children's Book Award Nene Award (Hawaii) Sunshine State Award (Florida) \u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stephen Manes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cadwallader and Stern\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1\/12\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 62\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.2 lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7.8\" H x 5.2\" L x 0.2\" W\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eISBN:\u003c\/strong\u003e 9780983562849\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Uncle Jon's Book Factory","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47021846298778,"sku":"9780983562849","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0707\/3015\/4138\/files\/9780983562849.jpg?v=1774839689","url":"https:\/\/unclejonsbookfactory.com\/products\/be-a-perfect-person-in-just-three-days-stephen-manes-paperback","provider":"Uncle Jon's Book Factory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}